HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND I HOPE YOU LIVE A LONG PROSPEROUS LIFE
!!1!
my hump my hump my hump my hump
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
JIAO! hey so we tried really hard for your birthday
it all started with my stupid idea of getting you a winter formal date
YOU THOUGHT WE WOULD GET YOU ONE HUH
HAHAHA WELL WE TRICKED YOU SUCKA
suckz
jkjk
im pretty sure you’re happy with our present
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNA! hope you have a good 17th birfday ;)
note: this was written 2 days before your reaction, so you may be mad but idc HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA BYE GURLFRAAAN
-Jennifer Feng, the mastermind